and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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