Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Oh god it's open bar.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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