HIV tests are more positive than that guy
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
No more Irish car bombs ever.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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