Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
