Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
