My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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