Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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