Me too!
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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