I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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