i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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