a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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