what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Small penises have feelings too.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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