dude i'm inner monologue high
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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