Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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