Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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