WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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