She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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