Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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