Pants 0. Shit 1.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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