it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
The best revenge is premature balding
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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