I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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