doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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