therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
