I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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