Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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