You're so nebulous sometimes
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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