she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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