she was so not down for the gang bang
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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