I hope mine doesn't look like that
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Randomize
