how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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