did you get engaged???
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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