what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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