How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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