i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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