we have officially mastered the walk of shame
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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