Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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