oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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