I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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