Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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