Whod you bang
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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