Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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