Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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