everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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