i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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