i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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