Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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