Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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