The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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