So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
