I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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