no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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